Britains Boys Review

As you can easily guess, BritainsBoys gives you access to some of the hottest lads from across the pond, at least if you are in North or South America. Otherwise, we get some seriously good looking Europeans with sexy British accents. While the British may have a stereotype for being stuffy and uptight, the guys on this site, well, they do like to stuff their cocks into tight asses, so I suppose there is some truth to the stereotype.

BritainsBoys is one of 12 sites that you end up getting access to with the single site membership. If you're into Brits, then there are sites like UrbanBrits and other sites include StraightWankers, LatinoSmooth and EuroTwinkin. There aren't any live shows here and you won't find extras, but it adds up to a lot of scenes when including the network sites.

As for Britains Boys, it is not the largest in the network. There are only 39 scenes. This is unfortunate, especially since it seem that the site has been online for about five years. It was actually launched in 2006 and while content dates indicate a weekly update schedule, I'm not convinced that this is exactly true. A few years ago the site had twice as many videos as it currently does, so my best guess is that the content is being recycled. However, it does appear to be completely exclusive, which is good news if you haven't been a member before.

Navigation is quite excellent. You can keep track of your account and profile, save favourites or create your own playlist. You can also browse other playlists and user profiles. There is a page-top menu and profiled scenes on the members' page and when you go to the video page there are at least a half dozen sorting options. Also, an advanced search feature enables you to search the content of individual sites or all the included sites and you can crosscheck various hardcore actions with your sites of choice.

Another feature I like is the ability to either view the scenes in detail or in thumbnail. In the detailed view you can instantly see the members' rating and the type of action within any one scene. There are also scene descriptions along with a thumbnail preview and direct links to the pictures and the videos. The episodes are between 10 and 20 minutes long and the photo sets contain an average of 100 images. These can be downloaded in Zip files and there are hands-free slideshows. The problem is that they are screen caps and not digital photos and they are often blurry.

Fortunately, the movies are clearer. There are low, medium and high-quality Flash streams. The player is embedded on the page, and you can mark a start and stop point if you want, watch the whole video or just jump ahead to a spot you like. The streams are decent and play cleanly enough. Downloads are fast and I was pleased by this fact. However, there are only MP4 downloads offered. They also come in low, medium and high (968kbps, 640x360) quality and while the sound is stereo and the image is decent enough, I wouldn't exactly call them high-quality, at least by 2012 standards. The best quality might be great for your mobile, but those into HD won't be thrilled.

Final Verdict

There are some really great looking twinks on BritainsBoys. They have great throbbing dicks, tight balls and they want to cum on camera. Most of the scenes focus on the lads jerking their sticks solely for your pleasure and there are some interesting locations that I felt were atypical and this was a treat. There are roughly a dozen hardcore scenes to keep things a bit varied, though. I could see Britain's boys getting many people off because they are cute and eager, but without the bonus network you will likely run out of content soon enough. Also, I have to admit that the video quality just isn't up to standard.